Christian Finnegan
@ChristFinnegan
Comedian, conspirator, cultural barnacle
A moving story about one of the funniest, friendliest and least full-of-shit people I've ever met: http://t.co/aNeL66bg
I kinda hope the new season of Arrested Development sucks, just for the existential crisis it would create at The Huffington Post.
Good rule of thumb: Never eat at a Mexican restaurant that turns into something else on Saturday night.
Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in "The Internship": Because...fuck it, why not?
Excited to see the new Star Trek! I keep hearing rumors that the villain is played by Madeline Kahn!!!
Oh, your favorite "book" is The Watchmen? Thanks for letting me know I can stop paying attention to anything you say!
That moment when you realize you don't really understand the whole "that moment when" thing.
A few days ago I wondered if there was a way to give money to this woman: http://t.co/dhXRRRuknt Turns out there is! http://t.co/jJmx72uLyi
Want to know what Christian rockers will be wearing in five years? Look up what cool people were wearing five years ago.
At this point, a bong is the LEAST incriminating thing I'd expect police to find Amanda Bynes with.
....Aaaaand a perfunctory Google search reveals that "Balm Diggity" does in fact already exist. (sigh) I hate the damn internet.
....Aaaaand a perfunctory Google search reveals that "Balm Diggity" does in fact already exists. (sigh) I hate the damn internet.
Fine guesses, but you're all wrong. The correct answer is Balm Diggity.
RT @Liz212: @ChristFinnegan Crabtree & NWA?
RT @car_mono: @ChristFinnegan Why? U got a Grandmaster Rash?
Just came up with the perfect name for an old school rap-themed lotion and personal care store. Care to guess what it is?
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