Comedian, conspirator, cultural barnacle
I kinda hope the new season of Arrested Development sucks, just for the existential crisis it would create at The Huffington Post.
Good rule of thumb: Never eat at a Mexican restaurant that turns into something else on Saturday night.
Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in "The Internship": Because...fuck it, why not?
Excited to see the new Star Trek! I keep hearing rumors that the villain is played by Madeline Kahn!!!
Oh, your favorite "book" is The Watchmen? Thanks for letting me know I can stop paying attention to anything you say!
That moment when you realize you don't really understand the whole "that moment when" thing.
Want to know what Christian rockers will be wearing in five years? Look up what cool people were wearing five years ago.
At this point, a bong is the LEAST incriminating thing I'd expect police to find Amanda Bynes with.
....Aaaaand a perfunctory Google search reveals that "Balm Diggity" does in fact already exist. (sigh) I hate the damn internet.
....Aaaaand a perfunctory Google search reveals that "Balm Diggity" does in fact already exists. (sigh) I hate the damn internet.
Fine guesses, but you're all wrong. The correct answer is Balm Diggity.
Just came up with the perfect name for an old school rap-themed lotion and personal care store. Care to guess what it is?