Dane Cook
@DaneCook
When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
I have fleeting shallow feelings for you once in a great while. #ThingsNotToSayWhenDating
Almost at 200,000 on VINE. If it hit it tonight I will gift 10 of you something special. Random lottery style.
@joederosacomedy that is because you don't follow me
RT @MiaFarrow: To help #Oklahomacitytornado victims Donate to The American Red Cross http://t.co/ULFtKq6IZh Or text REDCROSS to 90999 1-80…
I just washed my hands of a person but accidentally grabbed the door handle on the way out of their life.
I have a real problem with people that judge others without personally knowing them. People that do that are pathetic. Whoever you are.
f'insomnia http://t.co/dqY2qzQlfJ
@almadrigal Don't know why I wasn't following you til now Al but I've corrected my mistake. Please know I love you like an owl loves night.
#Billboard after party footage is insane! #Prince #KidRock #Foghat https://t.co/6phRSNRNtV
More of my LIVE #Billboard after party footage! https://t.co/XRj35JS22O
I'm at the #Billboard after party!! https://t.co/RL4M3X4lQR
#Prince at the Billboard awards... he crushed it. #Icon #Legend http://t.co/eJDKxS8TTn
#Prince at the Billboard awards... he crushed it. #Icon #Legend http://t.co/9BVV1Rzpsy
I just opened my fridge and #Miguel jumped out, straight kicked me in the fuckin' face then kept singing while he ate my leftovers!
Behind the scenes of my new Disney flick Planes. I voice Dusty a crop duster with high hopes. If you… http://t.co/EnjdUjUQQp
Fred Armisen and Bill Hader are two of the most talented performers I've had the great fucking… http://t.co/LIt4iDZOrB
In war, there are no winners. Unless someone made a bet. What was the over-under on WW2?
Yahoo bought Tumblr for 1 billion dollars. Hey, does any of that cash get kicked down to us since 99% of its the content is ours? #justaskin
New thing I'm starting!! #SundayYouHaveSomeExplainingToDoAboutWhereYouWereLastNightDay
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