Kelly Slater
@kellyslater
Welcome to my page where I make fun of things, point out absurdities 1
Today...right now...May 25th. It's on. Coming to a street near you. I doubt the news channels will… http://t.co/IXb5usIvap
#FamilyPortrait of my brother and his wife on the golf course the other day. #SquallLine #LunarEclipse… http://t.co/4j7M0Gx9fH
Antares is about 800 times larger than our Sun. The Sun is about 109 times larger than The Earth. So… http://t.co/8uHjav1FcO
And the last photo of the deanvinci painting. I think #Rabbit is the only guy in both the old and new… http://t.co/t60ylqdXXd
And another detail shot of the more recent deanvinci painting. shanedorian #DoubleFisting in the… http://t.co/jtBPImKvPe
Some more detail in that shot from the other day. #PhilRoberts deanvinci painting from the… http://t.co/bicf5GfRGV
Cruising #FloridaStyle with this guy. Raddest creature on earth. #Manatee #SeaCow #MotorBoatSpeedBumps… http://t.co/NSBptAwnuD
#PhilRoberts paints the #PipeMasters Trophy every year...an original ClarkFoam blank, shaped by the… http://t.co/KXfnkptKnL
#Arica, Chile in '06. Remember this one, @lukemun? It's so dry in Arica that it hasn't rained in over… http://t.co/9WKlrTM9eM
I'd be lying if I said we're not bummed on the surf (and what we're still missing in Tahiti this… http://t.co/pqVKQWfKuP
#HappyBirthday to one of the #BestHumans I know. Exemplary friend, husband, dad, citizen, surfer.… http://t.co/dkXWcGUHJJ
Hey dana_white_ufc, I'm practicing my @ufc post fight look. Haven't done this since I was a kid.… http://t.co/GJHzqWUJHt
When was the last time you ate a #Booger? Honestly. #DigDeep #EatUp :) http://t.co/L2aAGBTW6X
I was gonna just say Happy #MothersDay but that doesn't really cut it. The stuff my mom went thru to… http://t.co/OwbsZrA3nq
Happy #MothersDay, Mom. Love you! Hope you're having a great day and I'll see you next week, finally!… http://t.co/hGKzFJcvIK
Ok, #SurfJunkies. Circa late 80's... How many of these guys can you name? Got this hanging on my wall.… http://t.co/hPgk5YVXQs
Gotta get myself a #PizzaOven. Great night last night. Thanks @lucianohuck and vavaribeiro. Nothing… http://t.co/XwiaEiZc1p
Seen this @gopro clip of @anthony_walsh_ on surfline yet? I gotta step up my game. Walshy... you're… http://t.co/d0fUbMNLM4
#Redeye flights are good for something. Over South Island, NZ and arriving into Santiago, Chile. @… http://t.co/cUBDnwQCEF
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