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Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney Rob Delaney

@robdelaney

Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs. Get my new game, War of Words, at ht1

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.@MittRomney ALERT: A blackman I pretended to befriend in Ohio to learn about fun handshakes told me he plans to vote!

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My son gets CRAZY excited when my wife paints her toenails. We may have a little choreographer on our hands.

RT @ParisHilton 9: Happiness has to do with your mindset, not with outside circumstance.

#NYC • I’m doing 7 shows with @saraschaefer1 & @MichelleButeau. Come to each one with a different date. Tkts: http://t.co/Ogg6n6gLa1

Edinburgh • https://t.co/pwru2L9txn 🇰🇷

RT @alexsilver44: @robdelaney Even Jan Brewer knows what's up: http://t.co/IYLqf73AyK

MEDICAL GRADE LOL • RT @MrsLethal: http://t.co/PNqEKgzLqj

RT @alexsilver44: @Bleedsgreen_1 @robdelaney ...nobody was poor before Medicare and social security existed? Like...in the 1930s?

RT @mrjuju125: @robdelaney I work in medicare, and I can't tell you how many people I've met who are alive only because of Medicaid. It is…

The @BostonGlobe interviewed me about my board game: http://t.co/09mc805VOv You can get it here: http://t.co/eiMNQNQRkP

Get to know @dril.

Before @qotsa last night, the brilliant @AlainJohannes played this Desert Sessions classic: http://t.co/gPiGB9Gv4R I flipped.

RT @GQMagazine: Find out why Yawning Man and @HighonFireBand are essential to @RobDelaney: http://t.co/3luUvPQb5T

RT @John_C_Reilly: Magic is fascinating, its so entertaining

.@HBO Can you vaccinate yourself from herpes if you rub an “Entourage” DVD on your privates?

How bad ass are those dudes who have a fake plastic mohawk on the outside of their motorcycle helmet? A million.

How bad ass are those dudes who have a fake plastic mohawk on the outside if their motorcycle helmet? A million.

This billboard is a liar. Hate that they own that domain too. RT @ToddGlass 3: http://t.co/DohNGYJ96p

.@twitter The spam diet/Kardashian @ replies I get after I send a tweet are nuts. Any plan for that? Other people get em?

AT LEAST once a week I piss into a bottle or cup in my car. I live a full life & I refuse to slow down.

HOLY SHIT. RT @JoeJeffrey1: @robdelaney Rob, we need your help determining who goes first? @OG_SM http://t.co/ztRann2odO

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